Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Question: Sex = Riding scale


So if doing a fast group ride or being competitive in a race = hot love making with positions you rarely do or has a touch of freakishness that rarely occurs

A normal ride = sex

Riding the trainer = masturbating (gets the job done not as good as the real thing)

riding the trainer with a cycling video = masturbating to a porno

What is spin class?

I know..deep.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

stimulus debate starts at 2:00

Friday, December 12, 2008

DZNUTS

Saturday, November 29, 2008

2 years

Ago today I gained a new meaning of "life"

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

What a pimp!

I hope I got game like this dude when I'm 90!


90 Year-Old Giant Tortoise Mates

Ninety years old and considered one of the world's rarest organisms, the giant tortoise from the Galapagos Islands known as "Lonesome George" stunned conservationists when he mated with two females earlier this summer. To the dismay of scientists studying the eggs however, 80 percent of the eggs appear to be duds.

Originating from Pinta Island, once home to thousands of saddleback tortoises, George (Geochelone nigra abingdoni) is the last of his kind to be found and was taken into captivity in 1971. The females were from a different subspecies of giant tortoise on a neighbouring island.

But Ecuadorean scientists in charge of the tortoise re-population plan on Pinta are not about to give up. In spite of his lack of libido for the last decades and various attempts at artificial insemination and "tabloid-like rumours the 90-kilogram creature preferred other males," George is in his reproductive prime, and his keepers hope that the remaining eggs could still yield offspring.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Help a grad student out

As some of you know I am a full time graduate student with a focus on Marketing. I am currently conducting a market research project for a solar installation firm in L.A. Your assistance in sharing your beliefs and opinions about solar energy and solar panels would be of great help! I have set up an online survey that should take about 10 minutes of your time.

http://www.zoomerang.com/Survey/?p=WEB228EWFXTYWD


Thank you for your time and assistance and remember to keep the rubber side down!